The Great Bail Out

Do you know what will happen if we don't bail out the auto companies? The economy will fail. Do you know how many people depend on those companies? We can't just let them fail. Why...why the economy would just collapse. The unions have already said they won't give any concessions, so we know they don't need the money really. Come on. If you get laid off then you get to be paid until you are ninety. Not bad. Will let's see...maybe we could all have that. If we didn't bail out the auto companies or the banks or the insurance companies, maybe there would be enough money to pay us all until we are ninety. Nah. Forget it. Better to save the auto companies that didnt care about hybrids or changing from their gas guzzlers. Who wants to get paid until they are ninety anyway?