Going Rogue with Sarah

Sarah Palin is suing Joe McGinnis for publishing lies about her. I think Sarah owes Joe a thank you. I mean she is so much more Rogue. She had an affair with an NBA player and snorted cocaine and threw tantrums and tried to get people fired for crossing her and hated her job as governor and is all about the money. How rogue! Much better than the June Cleever sex hockey mom wrapped in a flag sandwich she sells to everyone. I would personally much rather have a fornicating coke snorter for President than the humorless Beavers mom.

But she says it is not true. The First Dude is pretty fired up over all this. He says Joe stalked Sarah. Joe says it was nothing of the kind. He just took a house next to her to get a better view and cut down on his commuting time. I get that. I work over my garage or in an attic and I like to keep my commuting time low. I would move in next to my protagonist or antagonist if I could, but I write fiction.

But Joe says he's sick to death of Palin and wants to move on now. He says he just printed what the facts were. He even called the NBA dude to confirm the affair. He has been making the talk show circuit and what he says sounds credible. So Sarah did some blow. So she likes sex. So she's kind of a wacko. I mean this makes for good fodder for the talk show circuit and it sells books.

Sarah should get that. She is all about selling books. The woman who wrote Going Rogue should appreciate old Joe showing her underwear (or thong) to the world. I would think Sarah affectionados would rush to get this book. I mean what is more maverick than having an affair and blasting blow and throwing tantrums and canning people who piss you off. Yeah baby, now that's, Going Rogue.

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Palin Tell All Author Speaks Out of Both Sides of his Mouth

You cant'  have your cake and eat it too. But if you are Frank Bailey you will try. The aide who wrote the tell all book Blind Allegiance is having it both ways and maybe that is a hallmark of the new crop of I worked with a celebrity now I will rat them out genre. Bailey popped up on Lawrence O'Donnell and spoke with great contrition of the way he smeared good people at Palins direction and how his book is an apology for all the bad things he's done and also he got one hell of an advance. The last part mumbled of course. O'Donnell was very nice because Frank was bashing Palin and saying all the things we know about Sarah, egotistical, dictatorial, venal, vain, greedy, etc etc. His answers were coached and canned. Good PR screamed at us as he painted himself as the reformed conservative who has seen the light. By the end he outDonalled Lawrence O'Donnell.

Then I caught him on the Sean Hannity show on Fox. A different man. He spoke of Sarah's falling from the concept of smaller government and how she really wasn't a good conservative and had actually grown government in Alaska. Hmmmmm. Him speak with forked tongue. But Sean Hannity whom I am no fan of actually went after him. You wrote this book for the money. You betrayed Sarah. You are the worst kind of person. Someone who keeps all his emails for publication. Sean ripped him a new you know what what. Poor Frank looked like someone had stuck a pin in his PR coached persona. You could almost see the book publicist telling him, now when you go on Fox talk about how Sarah grew government and how she was not really a true conservative. But Hannity wasn't buying any of it.

Frank looked pretty bad by the end. He looked like a loser whom some agent had packaged into a book with some emails and gossip and then photoshopped him onto the front of a book with Palin. Which Hannity pointed out is exactly what the cover consisted of. Frank slinked off the Fox set off to another show. You can just see the publicist tweaking his pitch. Now lets use a little big government and a little redistributionism with a twinge of Beckian Tea Party nuance. Right.....

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