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Monday, March 4, 2013

Talking About Age

Some people just cant get over that they have gotten older. You know who they are. The same people who went into a bar when they were thirty five and complained everyone was younger. No shit. Gee I guess people do age don't they. Hope I die before I get old has not worked out for the boomers. Now they are being chased down by commercials galore for getting it up to wearing diapers and not shitting themselves in public. The whole youth culture thing has gotten really nasty now that the whole country has gotten old.

Since we quit accepting that people become adults somewhere back in the fifties when Elvis started gyrating we now are a people at sea. We have committed the ultimate sin by aging. In America no one ages or haven't you heard? Except for Judy Dench or Maggie Green or Helen Mirrah. They have aged and done it magnificently but for the rest of us it is a dirty sin. And the whining is disgusting. I now have to listen to people say...WE"RE OLD. Gotta love the way they include you in their sweeping declaration.

But it happens all the time. People who feel old figure everyone must feel the same. And it is simply not true. But our culture shames people when they age. They have betrayed our culture and have passed from youth into something dirty and unspeakable. An adult. Whoa. Stand back Jack. Once  upon a time people were allowed to be adults. But since Roger Daltry said he hoped he died before he got old we are all screwed. By the way Rodger did not die. He sang at the Super Bowl. But we are left now with the whiners.

And it is pathetic. People age. People don't stay young forever. People die. Get over it and enjoy the ride.

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Friday, May 13, 2011

The Kind of Cialis Commercial You'd Like To See

You never know when a moment can turn into something more. The couple doing laundry embraces and wham the set falls away and they are in a hut on a moonlit night and the sexathon begins. All is well for men who can't get it up and need a drug called Cialis.  And we watch the couple dance and make eyes and drink their Pina Collodas and watch the ocean and then they make an exit up some stairs or through a door while locked in a sex trance.

And then, then the disclosures begin of all the side effects.  The man and woman usually give us the bad news with the poker face of a doctor. My point is why cut away? Lets follow the couple to the bed and while they are having sex, then  have them give us the list of side effects. The man could turn while they are doing it doggy style and give us that deadpan look. Don't take... cialis ...with alcohol...Sweat streaming down his brow.  As this may cause... serious problems.... Don't take cialis... if you have high blood pressure or diabetes... All the while he is pumping along. ...as this might be unsafe. 
Then the woman could turn on all fours, contorted. 

If you have an erection... lasting more than six hours... see a doctor... as this might be a... problem.... Also don't take cialis with other... medications as this may... cause... unwanted... side effects. If you feel your heart... speeding up or you feel... dizzy...see your doctor... immediately. Cut back to the man.  If you do have an... erection lasting... six hours...before you see a... doctor...you might think of... doing this... for... six hours to see how long you last....

Yeah, I know, over the top. Bad taste. Sophomoric. Silly. But I'd bet they'd sell a lot of Cialis. I mean you should know what you are getting, right?

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